10 People You Should Never Invite To Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving! I hope you're having an amazing Thanksgiving so far! When you think of Thanksgiving what comes to mind? A time to give thanks? No! It’s time to beware of cannibals!

Top 10 Found Footage Horror Films

There has been so many found footage horror films lately so, why not share with you all my Top 10 Found Footage Horror Films?

Top 10 Unusual Weapons in Horror Films

When it comes to horror films one of the most important elements are the weapons. SPOILER ALERT!

TOP 10 MOST Disturbing Kissing Scenes!

I missed National Kiss Day. It was July 6th, but have no worries! I thought it would be extra incredible if I came up with a TOP 10 MOST Disturbing Kissing Scenes in HORROR...of course! Horror movies CAN make great date movies. With this list that I put together, your boo will definitely want to be all over you like melted cheese on a burger.

To kiss someone represents affection, possibly love. But most importantly, it's the perfect opportunity to rip someone's lips/ face off with a single movement. Let's not forget that tongues look like pale pink spitty organ monsters.

On with the list!

10. Dead Alive

In this awesome gore-fest, a zombie priest makes out with a zombie nurse. He literally rips her lips off and eats them. He does some other explicit things, but I'll save that so this post can remain spoiler free!



9. Candyman Imagine kissing a man with not only bees in his mouth, but inside his body....swarming throughout his rib cage and what not. Yup. This whole time he was hiding the bees behind a trench coat. Never date a man that wears trench coats. He's obviously hiding something deadly!



8. The Hills Have Eyes II The picture says it all! Poor girl!

7. Drag Me to Hell

Some girl on girl action! But, one of the girls is a bit more mature than the other and happens to be a gypsy witch. Not only is she trying to put a deadly curse on the younger girl, but she is also trying to suck the girls face off. She is toothless but she still tries. Gross.

6. Sleepy Hollow

Christopher Walken and his piranha teeth ripping some ladies lips off..

5. Cabin in the Woods

When Truth or Dare goes bad.

4. Hellbound: Hellraiser II

If you can kiss a man and make his skin grow back, he's definitely a keeper!

3. Night of the Demons

Like I always say, whenever you kiss someone, the person always has the option of ripping your tongue...so beware!

2. A Nightmare on Elmstreet

Freddy always found many ways to torture Nancy. This is no exception. Who's your boyfriend, Nancy?

1. The Shining

And the number ONE classic of course goes to The Shining. I'll paint a picture for those unfortunate souls who have never seen the movie: A beautiful naked woman steps out of the bathtub without saying a word and goes to Jack and starts slobbering all over him. But Jack looks in the mirror and his arms are wrapped around a decaying old woman with flabby patches of skin.

Did I forget any? If so! Let me know!

TOP 10 Horror Twisted Fathers!

First, Happy Father's Day! In honor of Father's Day, I thought it'd be awesome to share my list of Top 10 Twisted Daddies! This is an horrific line of fathers trying to kill their children or demanding them to possess their own twisted ways.

10. Terry O'Quinn as Jerry Blake -- The Stepfather (1987)

A man marries a widower whose daughter is very suspicious of her new stepfather--hence the name! Because of that, she looks into his past and finds some disturbing things about him. Basically, he's trying to create the perfect family but something goes wrong in his psychotic mind. He ends up trying to kill everyone, and come to find out, this is not his first time attempting this! The remake (2009) was pretty awesome as well and included a great soundtrack!

9. Bill Paxton as Dad Meiks -- Frailty (2001)

A father of two boys claims to see demons whenever he touches an "evil person." God reveals to him that he needs to rid the world of these evil people. So, with the help of God (so he claims) and his two young sons, a killing spree ensues. Unfortunately, for one of the boys, killing is not the answer.

8. Lance Henriksen as Ed Harley -- Pumpkinhead (1988)

A man decides to get revenge on some teenagers for accidentally killing his only son. As a result, he conjures up a gigantic demon by the name of Pumpkinhead. Lol. I know, the name always made me giggle! But--Pumpkinhead is actually pretty gross looking. That's fatherly love!

7. Sean Bridgers as Chris Cleek -- The Woman (2011)

This film surprised me a lot because Chris seemed like a normal, everyday father and business man to the outside world! Of course, his family knew his secret! He finds and terrorizes a wild woman with animalistic ways by locking her in the basement/shed. Like a psycho, he tries to teach his son his evil ways and encourages him along the way.

6. Perry Benson as Dad -- Mum & Dad (2008)

A young girl by the name of Lena takes a cleaning job and is befriended by a girl at the job. This friend lures Lena into her Mum & Dad's house which is a pure nightmare. It's filled with torture, perversity and murder. Poor Lena is imprisoned in this suburban home with her adopted brother, sister, and of course, Mum and the over the top crazed Dad. Lena's only options are to become a part of this insane family or die in the worst way!

5. Everett McGill as Man-- People Under The Stairs (1989)

Where do I even begin with this film? This has always been a favorite film of mine  since I can remember. Basically, two men and a young boy break into a house of a brother and sister that are more than a little twisted. The house has secret rooms and more money than anyone could dream of. Inside are also stolen children who can't escape and haven't seen the light of day in years. Everett McGill plays this role impeccably! He is so disturbing and just so plain disgusting that's incredible. From wanting to have sex with his stolen daughter and running around the house shooting through walls, this father definitely deserves a place in this list!

4. Jack Nicholson as Jack Torrance -- The Shining (1980)

Poor Jack, he does a 360 on his family and turns into a pure psycho while staying at the Overlook Hotel as the caretaker. Somehow, he becomes possessed by the ghost of the hotel and terrorizes his wife and son. REDRUM! C'mon! Dude was chasing his family around with an axe! That sounds like a good time...in hell.

3. Dale Midkiff as Louis Creed -- Pet Sematary (1989)

This film is a horror but incredibly sad. Just think: what lengths would a father go to if he lost his young son in a tragic accident? I mean...it would be kind of convenient if there was an ancient burial grounds nearby. That way, he could bring his young, adorable son back to life, right? I guess he at least has to try to help him? But helping him may mean that his son comes back demented. Now, if you've never seen this film--first, shame on you! Second, we all know that Stephen King wrote the original story and you know it's going to be awesome and definitely terrifying. Not to mention, it may not end well. There is a Pet Sematary 2. It's not bad! I think it's sad but it has it ups! The movie also has a zombified Stepfather! Kudos to that!

2. Greogry Peck as Robert Thorne -- The Omen (1976)

Unfortunately, an American ambassador learns that his son just so happens to be the son of Satan himself. No autographs, please. I know that Robert just wanted a normal son, but don't we all?

1. James Brolin as George Lutz -- The Amityville Horror (1979)

A young family moves into their dream home but soon finds out that the house actually has plans for them. Basically, George tried to murder his entire family! My advice to people is, if you find your dream house and it seems way to good to be true, just make sure you do a check on the history! I'm sure we all don't want out Father's turning into a psycho man on us! Also check out the remake (2005), it's quite awesome!

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SO! I hope you enjoyed my list of some psychotic, intense, blood hungry, twisted fathers! If you feel that there is someone missing on this list, feel free to let me know! 

And again, Happy Father’s Day!

TOP 10 MOST FRIGHTENING TV SHOWS!

You know, I realized that straight-up horror is rare on TV these days. It's always mixed with something else, rather if it's Romance or Comedy! Even if that's the case, I love creepy horror shows! So, with that, I thought it would be too hard to put in order, so I decided that there is no order! BECAUSE! We need to celebrate horror for all what it does! So here is the list I gathered that has in my opinion some of the best horror TV shows that rocked my existence!





10. Are You Afraid of the Dark? -- (1992-1996)
Yeah, it was on Nickelodeon, but don't lie! I'm pretty sure every time the theme song started you had chills...Anyway, a group of kids call themselves "The Midnight Society" and they soend each episode sitting around a campfire swapping scary stories. The stores are creepy but never gory or too crazy but come on! It was on Nickelodeon! What do you expect?




9. American Gothic -- (1995-1996)
Sadly, no one really remembers this creepy, addicting show. I used to love this show...I think I was about 8 years old watching it religiously! The series took place in Trinity, SC and this small town had a lot HUGE problems. Specifically, there was an evil Sheriff, Sheriff Buck who was a murderer, rapist, basically the devil living on Earth paying his bills...and everything horrid you can think of. To me it was pretty terrifying even when I think back on today as an adult. The main character Caleb (He was the main dude in Fast in Furious Tokyo Drift) is a little boy whose mother was raped by the sheriff, then committed suicide after giving birth to Caleb. I would give out more info..but I may spoil some stuff so I shall not!




8. Alfred Hitchcock Presents -- (1955-1962)
Alfred Hitchcock, the master of suspense hosted this show. The stories were short hosted this by the puppet master of suspense himself. These short stories were scary because there were always a dark secret a character kept.




7. The Outer Limits -- (1995-2002)
Although it was mixed with scifi...with the whole smiling spider creatures but it did have twisted, nightmarish HORROR galore!




6. Supernatural -- (2005-PRESENT)
Supernatural DOES have some comedy but it has some great horror in for it a TV show and has been for the past couple of years. I mean, these guys are dealing with all sorts of creatures, demons and other horrific beings and all sorts of fires of hell...that's pretty creepy stuff!



5. The Walking Dead -- (2010-PRESENT)
What an awesome serious, where it has a perfect mix; drama/horror. It's based off the comic books by Robert Kirkman! The whole storyline is just so eerie and dreadful plus it does have a couple of good scares here and there.

4. The X-Files -- (1995-1996)
Has any other series come up with more terrifying creatures than the aliens from X-Files with their elaborate plans and black oil dealings? What made X-Files truly horror wasn't the freak of the week monsters, but the elaborate conspiracy theory beasts that were never fully revealed until the final showdown. And the pay off was always epic. OK, the freak of the week beasts were pretty scary too! The episode "Home" still haunts our dreams.



4. The Twilight Zone -- (1959-1964/1985-1989)
The Twilight Zone loved to scare us all by giving each character in the different stories EXACTLY what they wanted! An example that will forever stay in my mind, the little man with the HUGE glasses, Burgess Meredith. All he wanted was peace and quiet so he could read, then the world ends and he's the last man on the face of the Earth with plenty of reading material...like books galore! Then! He breaks his bottle cap glasses. LOL! I'm sorry...I shouldn't laugh but it was awful!

3. True Blood -- (2008-PRESENT)
In a world where vampires are indeed living and known, a waitress whose telepathic and has a split, Sookie Stackhouse, discovers a new world of different creatures when she meets Bill Compton, a vampire. I used to adore True Blood so much...but somewhere along the lines I kinda just was over the show. I don't know if I was disgusted by Sookie's body...I'm sorry--she's like naked 98% of time and I just don't dig her naked body on my screen everywhere. Perhaps if I was a 13 year old boy going through puberty or man wanting to look at some knockers..I'd have no complaints! It just seems like it's getting too sloppy and it's overhyped with crazed fans who only watch because Vampires are trending right now. Ugh...one day, I'm sure I'll like it again--hopefully.




2. Tales From The Crypt -- (1989-1996)
I love the terrifying TV gore in this show as well as the Crypt Keeper's face. At the time, the Crypt Keeper raised the bar for the anthology shows. It's like, if you had any dreams of being a narrator, you had to beat out the Crypt Keeper! Which really wasn't that easy. It had solid 7 seasons of horror not only that but launched a number of horror movies, comic books and even radio series! PLUS! It even had a spin-off Saturday morning cartoon! What a way to brighten up your Saturday mornings!

1. American Horror Story -- (2011-PRESENT)
This is such a bizarre approach to horror in general. The show itself has already received critical acclaim and just keeps on shooting out more episodes with such a STRONG story line. When I watched the first episode...more like the intro alone, I was BEYOND impress! It succeeds with not only older hauntings and evil intentions but it tied a struggling family in the mix as well. It's definitely one of my favorite shows currently!



**BONUS!** Grimm -- (2011-PRESENT)
I had to include this on the list! A show that deals with Grimm’s fairytales in the 21st century AND an ability to see demons for who they are? Love!

As always, I'd love to know your thoughts! 

Do you have a favorite horror show? Or is there one I missed?

Top 10 Zombie Films!

So, Creepmas is over! I must say, I didn't do a dandy job at sticking with my commitment with these 13 Days of Creepmas posts and do to that, I apologize! Thanks for those who did enjoy the post I did put out! So with that as a treat, I present to you the TOP 10 Zombie films!

This is a list of top 10 zombie films in my opinion that MUST be seen! Every horror fan....not just horror fan, EVERY film fan should really check out these movies as soon as he or she can! That is because I tried to put together a list of zombie films that are more than zombies running a muck, but a real zombie conflict filled with rabid zombie attacks where the living fight purely against the living dead. Doesn't that sound awesome?

Each movie that I listed have a great gore and kills, but I will not spoil that for you! As always, I rather you check it out yourself and you can be the judge, if you please! Anyhow, just remember while watching these awesome films, who recommended it! ;)


10. 28 Days Later -- 2002

An amazing updated zombie flick that is full of gore and running zombies. Yes, I know some people do not believe in running zombies...but aren't they cool? This film added something spectacular to zombies and indeed added fear to these new breed of zombies!

9. Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things -- 1973

It's a B rated film but should definitely not be swept underneath the rug! This movie involved an ancient ritual and clearly shows WHY you shouldn't do that kinda stuff!

8. Night of the Living Dead -- 1968

The black and white in this film shouldn't stop you from checking out this classic. It even still holds itself up high compared to the movies today.

7. Night of the Living Dead -- 1990

This is Tom Savini's magical, horror-a-tastical remake that was meant to be a tribute to the classic and truly is! Very entertaining and perhaps better than the original!

6. Day of the Dead -- 1985

George Romero did some awesome camera tricks to create the zombie infestation in this classic. This is a great living dead classic that shows how quick and easy zombie infestation can occur and, of course, what happens.

5. Dawn of the Dead -- 1979

Another Romero one and slightly different from many, MANY horror movies. Romero shoots this film a majority of the time in broad daylight or bright areas. It's very rare that a horror director isn't interested in the shadows or darkness. Very awesome that he did that. This film is kinda silly...well at least to me, but then again I laugh at inappropriate moments/things anyway. It focuses on a mall with survivors trapped inside and zombies nearby.

4. Dead Alive -- 1992

If you can honestly stomach gore...this film is the one for you!

3. Zombieland -- 2009

In comedy/horror the world is over run by zombies and there are rules to follow!

2. The Return of the Living Dead -- 1985

An awesome CLASSIC and a must see! "Send more paramedics!"

1. Zombie -- 1979

Lucio Fulci....allows all your gore dreams to come true! Fulci's zombies are oober slow, even slower than Romero's zombies, which isn't a bad thing! As the army of zombies come shuffling all stiff towards you, watch out, you may be creeped out!

Clearly! If you made it through the whole list...you MUST be a zombie fan! Well rock on. I know I missed many, but just let me know what your TOP 10 Zombie Films are!

Top 10 Underrated Horror Villains

I decided to do this post on the villains that people forget about. So, I just want to recognize these villains for their greatness! These are MY top 10 underrated villains, I'd love to know everyone elses. You can just comment to let me know or post one of your own & I'll definitely check it out!

WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!


10. Jacob Goodnight -- See No Evil (2006)
Although he's a Momma's boy, he shoves a cellphone down a girl's throat!


9. Big Ben -- House (1986)
How can you not think he's cool? For those of you who watched House, you know that Big Ben wasn't always like this. (Sorry! That's the best looking picture I could find of him!)


8. Esther -- Orphan (2009)
I was surprised in an AWESOME way by this movie, and by Esther. Just a simple way to put it: Esther was creepy.


7. Mr. Simms -- Tales From the Hood (1995)
I know a lot of people didn't like this movie for various reasons, but I liked it a lot, mainly because of Mr. Simms. I thought he was VERY creepy! When I first saw it, he always freaked me out. "This ain't not funeral home!" One of the FREAKIEST quotes of the movie.


6. Pumpkinhead -- Pumpkinhead (1988)
Clearly...take a look at this creature. Enough said.


5. John Ryder -- The Hitcher (1986)
Just a word of advice, always look at your fries before you eat them.


4. Dad Meiks -- Frailty (2002)
A religious fanatic, (Dad Meiks) visions lead to a series of murders to destroy supposed demons. One of the BEST psychological horrors ever made because of this character. Well done, Bill Paxton!


3. Phantasm -- The Tall Man (1977)
He was cool because of his flying spheres/sentinels that had weapons inside like drills, lasers, saws & etc. Plus, he had awesome power; telekinesis!


2. Gage -- Pet Semetary (1989)
I don't have any children so I can only imagine how horrible it was for his parents in this film. But take a look at his face! Even though he was evil and wanted to kill...he was so cute!


1. Angela -- Night of Demons (1988)
Imagine going to a party and almost everyone there turns into demons. She was just awesome. I don't know if I was mesmerized by her dance or if it was the way she ripped out this guy's tongue and spit it out on the floor like it was nothing.