Sunday, April 29, 2012


You know, I realized that straight-up horror is rare on TV these days. It's always mixed with something else, rather if it's Romance or Comedy! Even if that's the case, I love creepy horror shows! So, with that, I thought it would be too hard to put in order, so I decided that there is no order! BECAUSE! We need to celebrate horror for all what it does! So here is the list I gathered that has in my opinion some of the best horror TV shows that rocked my existence!

10. Are You Afraid of the Dark? -- (1992-1996)

Yeah, it was on Nickelodeon, but don't lie! I'm pretty sure every time the theme song started you had chills...Anyway, a group of kids call themselves "The Midnight Society" and they soend each episode sitting around a campfire swapping scary stories. The stores are creepy but never gory or too crazy but come on! It was on Nickelodeon! What do you expect?

9. American Gothic -- (1995-1996)

Sadly, no one really remembers this creepy, addicting show. I used to love this show...I think I was about 8 years old watching it religiously! The series took place in Trinity, SC and this small town had a lot HUGE problems. Specifically, there was an evil Sheriff, Sheriff Buck who was a murderer, rapist, basically the devil living on Earth paying his bills...and everything horrid you can think of. To me it was pretty terrifying even when I think back on today as an adult. The main character Caleb (He was the main dude in Fast in Furious Tokyo Drift) is a little boy whose mother was raped by the sheriff, then committed suicide after giving birth to Caleb. I would give out more info..but I may spoil some stuff so I shall not!

8. Alfred Hitchcock Presents -- (1955-1962)

Alfred Hitchcock, the master of suspense hosted this show. The stories were short hosted this by the puppet master of suspense himself. These short stories were scary because there were always a dark secret a character kept.

7. The Outer Limits -- (1995-2002)

Although it was mixed with scifi...with the whole smiling spider creatures but it did have twisted, nightmarish HORROR galore!

6. Supernatural -- (2005-PRESENT)

Supernatural DOES have some comedy but it has some great horror in for it a TV show and has been for the past couple of years. I mean, these guys are dealing with all sorts of creatures, demons and other horrific beings and all sorts of fires of hell...that's pretty creepy stuff!

5. The Walking Dead -- (2010-PRESENT)

What an awesome serious, where it has a perfect mix; drama/horror. It's based off the comic books by Robert Kirkman! The whole storyline is just so eerie and dreadful plus it does have a couple of good scares here and there.

4. The X-Files -- (1995-1996)

Has any other series come up with more terrifying creatures than the aliens from X-Files with their elaborate plans and black oil dealings? What made X-Files truly horror wasn't the freak of the week monsters, but the elaborate conspiracy theory beasts that were never fully revealed until the final showdown. And the pay off was always epic. OK, the freak of the week beasts were pretty scary too! The episode "Home" still haunts our dreams.

4. The Twilight Zone -- (1959-1964/1985-1989)

The Twilight Zone loved to scare us all by giving each character in the different stories EXACTLY what they wanted! An example that will forever stay in my mind, the little man with the HUGE glasses, Burgess Meredith. All he wanted was peace and quiet so he could read, then the world ends and he's the last man on the face of the Earth with plenty of reading books galore! Then! He breaks his bottle cap glasses. LOL! I'm sorry...I shouldn't laugh but it was awful!

3. True Blood -- (2008-PRESENT)

In a world where vampires are indeed living and known, a waitress whose telepathic and has a split, Sookie Stackhouse, discovers a new world of different creatures when she meets Bill Compton, a vampire. I used to adore True Blood so much...but somewhere along the lines I kinda just was over the show. I don't know if I was disgusted by Sookie's body...I'm sorry--she's like naked 98% of time and I just don't dig her naked body on my screen everywhere. Perhaps if I was a 13 year old boy going through puberty or man wanting to look at some knockers..I'd have no complaints! It just seems like it's getting too sloppy and it's overhyped with crazed fans who only watch because Vampires are trending right now. day, I'm sure I'll like it again--hopefully.

2. Tales From The Crypt -- (1989-1996)

I love the terrifying TV gore in this show as well as the Crypt Keeper's face. At the time, the Crypt Keeper raised the bar for the anthology shows. It's like, if you had any dreams of being a narrator, you had to beat out the Crypt Keeper! Which really wasn't that easy. It had solid 7 seasons of horror not only that but launched a number of horror movies, comic books and even radio series! PLUS! It even had a spin-off Saturday morning cartoon! What a way to brighten up your Saturday mornings!

1. American Horror Story -- (2011-PRESENT)

This is such a bizarre approach to horror in general. The show itself has already received critical acclaim and just keeps on shooting out more episodes with such a STRONG story line. When I watched the first episode...more like the intro alone, I was BEYOND impress! It succeeds with not only older hauntings and evil intentions but it tied a struggling family in the mix as well. It's definitely one of my favorite shows currently!

**BONUS!** Grimm -- (2011-PRESENT)

I had to include this on the list! A show that deals with Grimm’s fairytales in the 21st century AND an ability to see demons for who they are? Love!

As always, I'd love to know your thoughts! 
Do you have a favorite horror show? Or is there one I missed?
Monday, April 23, 2012

GIVEAWAY -- Midnight Horror DVD!!

(That's me when I saw that I hit 20,000 views!)

So, hit 20,000 views a couple of weeks ago and I'm so happy that people are visiting the site and enjoying my reviews! When I first started this blog I had no idea that I'd ever reach this amount of views! Thank you to all the visitors and viewers! I plan on bringing more awesometastical things here. In honor of passing 20,000 views and passing 100 followers, I think a giveaway is well over due! It's my first giveaway so bare with me! If you're interested in knowing more about the giveaway and how you can win this Midnight Horror DVD with 8 horrors, you can just click the "Giveaways" tab above for more info!

Midnight Horror DVD!
- The Prophecy
- Scarecrow
- Hindsight
- Cruel World
- The Gingerdead Man
- Howling IV
- Disturbed
- Inside

UPCOMING HORROR -- The Evil Dead Remake

So! As you may already know, there will be a new Evil Dead! This one will be directed by Fede Alvarez with Bruce Campbell producing it. The filming is taking place in New Zealand.

The final cast list hasn’t officially been announced yet but based on previous reports here are the five actors/actresses that will be in it: Jane Levy, Shiloh Fernandez, Lou Taylor Pucci, Jessica Lucas, and Elizabeth Blackmore.

SYNOPSIS: Five friends in their mid-twenties are stuck in a remote cabin. Here they discover a book called "Book Of The Dead" and unwittingly summon demons living in the woods right outside their freakin door.Soon, the demons begin possessing these friends and they're all fighting for survival!

Is anyone else looking forward to this film?
Thursday, April 19, 2012

REMAKE ALERT -- Suspiria

David Gordon Green (Pineapple Express) has been talking about remaking Suspiria for a while, but now it's official! They will begin filming in September! A press release was issued today announcing that the project is moving forward and scheduled to begin filming this September. I have no idea why he would want to take the 1977 classic directed by the great Dario Argento to remake it; but ok. I guess he googled classic horror movies and figured he'd give it a stab.

It's going to be centered around Suzie, a bright, ambitious American student who travels to Europe to attend a prestigious ballet academy. This all occurs after a fellow student is brutally murdered along with other cruel homicides that disrupt the once quiet campus. Suzie notices that the once quiet campus may be hiding a huge secret.

So, as far as I know...casting is already underway! I bet you a million dollars there will be half naked bleached blondes!

Let's hope this film doesn't suck...even though director David Gordon Green says it'll closely follow the original. The script is very faithful to the original. It’s less about ballet and more of a story about the occult and a boarding school for girls in Germany…. I don’t want to emulate him or rip him off, I don’t want to do a shot for shot remake of it. But I do feel like it’s a springboard to a lot of huge and artful ideas.”
Monday, April 16, 2012

Film Review 31 -- Candyman

This film was directed by Bernard Rose and officially released October 16th, 1992. I recommend you watch this ultimate, infamous classic and that your children's children watch this film as well! I give this awesome violent, gore galore, horror 5 out of 5 queen skulls!

Sunday, April 8, 2012

What's new to Netflix?

I'm on Netflix right now, seeing what's newly added to the streaming list and it seems like he horror offerings a little light! But it's okay, horror is horror! And I love it regardless. Below are the newly added horrifical horror added to Netflix!

UPCOMING FILM -- Silent Night, Deadly Night

The 1986 cult classic Silent Night, Deadly Night is officially being remade, with a genre icon taking on the lead role! Some reports say that filming will begin next month and Steven C. Miller is directing (The Aggression Scale).

It's going to be titled Silent Night and this film is going to star Malcolm McDowell. The film is pretty much going to tell the story of a police department searching for the killer Santa Claus who terrorizes their remote Midwestern town on Christmas Eve. It'll be released for the holiday season later on this year.

So...yeah, just letting you know!
Thursday, April 5, 2012

FILM -- Born Bad

HOLY CRAP! I have no idea why I even bothered watching this movie!

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

UPCOMING HORROR -- John Carpenter's Darkchylde

It's been known for a while now that Randy Queen has been working on bringing his popular Darkchylde comic book to the big screen, but recently, it's been announced that John Carpenter will be directing!

Darkchylde is about a good hearted southern teen named Ariel Chylde, cursed to become the creatures from her many recurring nightmares. Every time Ariel transforms, she sheds her skin and a new nightmare emerges from her Id to act out her deepest, darkest impulses. So far, just the teaser poster (below!) has been released. It looks pretty snazzy, enticing me to know more about this film!

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Upcoming Horrors for April 2012!

It's April 1st! So in celebration, let's talk about all the delightful horrors that are coming out this month! Whether it's straight to DVD or theaters, here is the list of horrors coming out this month! As always, if you've already checked any of the two out, please let me know; or if you plan on checking any out...let me know anyway!

Hellacious Acres: The Case of John Glass - RELEASE DATE: March 6th, 2012!

This film is being released by Bloody-Disgusing Studios of! Isn't that awesome? All I know is it's about a man with amnesia who wakes up in a freezer of some sort. Hm...

The Devil's Carnival - RELEASE DATE: April 5th, 2012!
It's going to be a limited release. It's a 55 minute experimental film about a carnival run by the Devil himself!

God Bless America - RELEASE DATE: April 6th, 2012!
Poor Frank who has NOTHING and is possibly terminal ill has had it with the downward spiral of America. Because of that, Frank takes his gun and decides to kill some stupid 16-year-old named Roxy who shares his rage.

Seven Below - RELEASE DATE: April 7th, 2012!
The film centers on a group of strangers. They are brought together when a terrible storm leaves them stranded in a house in the woods, Unknowingly, a terrible event happened exactly 100 years ago. So, history pretty much repeats itself!

The Terror Experiment - RELEASE DATE: April 10th, 2012!
A virus is released in the Federal Building, causing the employees to instantly become vicious! A group of the uninfected must band together and fight to get out with their lives. Seems very SciFi-ish...which isn't a bad thing!

Cabin in the Woods - RELEASE DATE: April 13th, 2012!
A group of friends at a cabin retreat discover something so's bananas! "If you think you know this story, think again." SO! If I do know this story when I watch this film, don't worry--I'll let you know.

Detention - RELEASE DATE: April 13th, 2012!
Pretty much a slasher movie killer comes to life and starts killing off students! The students only way to survive is to slash their way out of detention!

Ghoul - RELEASE DATE: April 13th, 2012!
The film centers on a group of friends who risk their lives to stop who/what is behind a butt load of disappearances in their town. I believe this film will be shown on TV! 

The Moth Diaries - RELEASE DATE: April 20th, 2012!
An IFC film features an exclusive all girls' boarding school where a 16-year-old girl records her most intimate thoughts in her diary. The object of her growing obsession is her roommate, Lucy Blake! Sounds more like a thriller/Lifetime special but hey, who knows?

Penumbra (Twilight) - RELEASE DATE: April 20th, 2012!
A business woman passing through Argentina shows an apartment to some potential renters, only to realize the clients are not who they seem. They have some evil plan for her apartment. Watch out! 

The Wicker Tree - RELEASE DATE: April 24th, 2012!
A couple leave Texas to preach door to door in Scotland. After some abuse from some people, they are finally welcomed with friendliness and joy by people who seem like they want to hear more about Jesus. Of course, they're totally wrong!

Night Wolf (13 Hours) - RELEASE DATE: April 24th, 2012!
Can they survive the horror stalking them? Can they survive for 13 hours?

Death and Cremation - RELEASE DATE: April 24th, 2012!
A lonely 59-year-old man murders people he sees as neighborhood bullies. He pretty much takes a 17-year-old outcast underneath his wing and they have a killing partnership!

Apartment 143 (Emergo) - RELEASE DATE: April 27th, 2012!
Filmed like The Blair Witch Project/REC/Paranormal Activity...need I go on? Anyway, we follow scientists and their footsteps through a haunted house, where a frightening spell is casts over us all. Sounds very spooky! I love it. (Could be released limitedly June 1st, 2012!)

Happy Horror!