Friday, June 1, 2012

Zombie WATCH 2012!

I knew this day would come! I'm excited yet nervous because I've been in training before I can even remember; thanks to my awesome Mom and zombie paranoid siblings. Clearly, the government is trying to cover up the Zombie Apocalypse! [/end dramatic, scary music]

Anyway, if you haven't heard, a young man (Rudy Eugene) in Miami was eating off another man's face (Ronald Poppo). Yep...his face. Eating IT! And they both were naked. Reports said it was because the attacker had been suffering from a drug-induced psychosis which causes the body to heat up. It basically prompts some users to remove their clothes in an effort to cool down. Hmm...I thought it was because it's hot in Florida...

Suspecting Zombie: Rudy Eugene, 31, North Miami Beach.

Ronald Poppo, 65

The man who got his face eaten, Ronald Poppo, is in critical condition. I feel so horrible for the man. It's horrifying and sad at the same time. I couldn't imagine how he feels. There are some pictures surfacing on the web.


In another case, in New Jersey, a 43-year old man (Wayne Carter) was barricaded in his room with a 12-inch knife and planned on harming himself. The cops kicked in the door and ordered him (Wayne Carter) to drop the knife. Ignoring the officers’ orders, Carter allegedly began stabbing himself in the abdomen, neck and legs. BANANAS! The police tried to stop him from stabbing himself, so they decided to spray him with pepper spray. Perhaps, that would work. But no, it didn't. It actually just enraged him even more. That's when he started throwing his intestines and other pieces of his skin at the cops.

To make a long story short, the police called in the Bergen County SWAT team, who were able to eventually subdue Carter and get him to a hospital. He remains in critical condition. Ahem...they believe it was drugs or mental illness that led to this horrific incident.

If I was cop, after seeing some stuff like that--as much as I love horror movies, I'd just retire.


Suspecting Zombie: Alexander Kinyua, 21, Maryland

In the most recent zombie attack, 21-year-old Maryland resident Alexander Kinyua ate his roommates heart and part of his brain.  He now faces first degree murder. Kinyua's brother found what he thought was human remains in the basement at the family's house.

The brother told his father but when the father went downstairs to check it out--duh, Kinyua was cleaning out a canister and there were no signs of human remains. Kinyua's roommate, Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie, was reported missing Friday. Although detectives have not positively identified the body, police say they have a strong suspicion it's the missing man since he went for a run but never returned.  As a result, the police department was able to get a search and seizure warrant and found body parts in the home. Body parts were also found in a nearby dumpster. Scary!

Basically, people are saying that in each zombified situation, the criminals were on this new party raver drug called "Satan's Bath Salts"

"CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)."

~David Daigle, spokesman for Center For Disease Control and Prevention, 
His email HERE!

I know we're all wishing for a zombie apocalypse, but this is just sad and I don't know if we are all ready for something like that! If it does happen and it's the running zombies...good luck to us all!


  1. It is shocking how many people are hoping for this to happen, so they can test their sniper skills lol. Horrific to actually read about it, one of the witnesses was tearing up on the news describing it. Someone should write a real time movie about this, taking place over one day, showing the chaos developing.

  2. Wow! This is the first I've heard of any of this. Yeah, it's sad. It's also shocking and gross! Nude people eating faces? A guy eating his roommate's brain and heart? What kind of mental illness could this be? I don't even want to think about Wayne Carter! Eww. That probably traumatized the police who responded!

    The thought of these guys being zombies makes about as much sense to me as any other reason for their behavior. I'm grateful to have never come in contact with anyone like them!

  3. That's so freakin' funny! I laughed so hard when I first read about this event. I read that the attacker was the only one naked, not the homeless man.

  4. well, zombies or not, the world is friggin ending. I kinda see this coming, but hopefully, best to keep our chins up and our throats on guard.

  5. !!!! I heard about this. omygerr!!! Although I don't understand why the need to use bath salts as a drug. People are too busy trying to get an intense high ignoring that its for soaps. :C there is a reason we put it on our bodies and not digest it. isn't enough with all these drugs: cocaine, weed, and etc????? I just know I am def shooting myself if this becomes a zombie apocalypse..welll after killing some zombies.

  6. Very interesting post!! I heard about the eating face thing on the news and it is so shocking! And the guy eating brains and hearts!! Gross... This world is seriously getting worse day by day and I feel so bad!!

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