Monday, February 13, 2012

Top 5 Valentines Day Horrors!

Hello my creepy friends! Since Valentine's Day is tomorrow I thought it would be quite awesome if I put together the top 5 Valentine's Day horrors to watch! I know alot of people are probably going to check out dramatic romance movies and that's fine--to each their own! However! I know for me, one of the closest things to my heart is horror movies, so what better way to spend your Valentine's Day?

5. My Boyfriend's Back

So, nothing says pure romance like a boyfriend coming back from the dead! Missy McCloud is the most beautiful girl in school, and Johnny Dingle has been in love with her for years. One night, Johnny is killed trying to win her over, and soon he comes back from the dead and wins Missy's heart. Awww. :) this one is NOT horror, it's actually very cheesy and romantic. It had a couple of horror pieces in it. It'll be perfect for those who aren't looking for full horror--which is ridiculous, but to each their own!

4. Zombie Honeymoon

It's about a newlywed on their honeymoon and somehow the husband becomes a zombie. But the wife loves her husband so much--regardless that he is a flesh eating, dead walking zombie that she helps get people to eat! Now, that is pure love! Nothing says "I love you!" like helping your zombie husband find fresh humans to chump down on! This film is all about love!

3. Candyman

A children's ghost story comes to life! I know that we all love chocolate candy on Valentine's Day but what about a box of razor blades or perhaps a bag full of needles? Not so much! This film scared me so much as a child and I'm pretty sure it'll leave both you & snookum puss holding each other! As much as I adore chocolate, it made me think twice before opening up a box of chocolates! And surprisingly! This film IS indeed a horrific love story and definitely a MUST watch!

2. Valentine

Women get stalked by a guy who they made fun of in Middle School...particularly at a Valentine's Day dance. Now he's striking back on Valentine's Day. So, it wasn't the greatest movie because it was predictable, but it was entertaining and had creative deaths!

1. My Bloody Valentine *ORIGINAL!*

You should have known this would be #1! On Valentine's Day, some miners die because two workers were completely careless and wanted to go to the annual V-Day dance instead of doing their freakin jobs. The only survivor of the accident kills off two workers and warns the town to never have another Valentine's Day dance again....or else! Literally! That's what he said! Anyhow, 20 years go by and you know they aren't going to listen!

So that's my list. What better way to spend your Valentine's Day snugged up with your significant other? The whole creepy atmosphere still relates to love in it's own twisted way!

What's your favorite Valentine's Day horror film?


  1. Holy mother of God! I LOVE LOVE LOOOOVED My Boyfriend's Back when I was younger. I need to find this on amazon and buy it already. Thanks for remind me! Happy Valentine's Day btw :)

  2. I love My Boyfriend's Back, My Bloody Valentine and Valentine. Great movies you have here! :)

  3. @Amanda Lol. I love it too! I hope you find it Amazon! Also check eBay for good deals. :P I hope you had a awesome Valentine's Day!

    @Jenny Thank you! ^,^

  4. Definitely My Bloody Valentine for my favorite Valentine's Day horror.

  5. They will say that I have shed innocent blood... What's blood for, if not for shedding?... With my hook for a hand... ...l'll split you from your groin to your gullet...I came for you.

    Hehehe, i just love the the off screen voice of Tony Todd at the beginning of Candyman.